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Official Shadow Merch.Certified James Hater.

Heavyweight tees and kiss-cut stickers starring the internet's angriest black cat. Wear the grudge.

As seen on Instagram — @shadow.hates.james

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Two things, done properly: tees and stickers.

T-Shirts

Heavyweight cotton tees with a front or pocket hit and a full back print. Multiple sizes and colors.

Stickers

Kiss-cut, weatherproof, and ready to slap on anything James might touch.

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Heavyweight blanks, built to last.

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Same cat, same grudge, now on heavyweight cotton. Certified James Hater. Shadow Approved.

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